✓ aaaaahhh u too friend

✓ Absolutely consistent

Yay , Thank U friend uvu

✓ Absolutely consistent

Ryu~ Thank you dalring!

Absolutelt canon. You're perfect at portraying your muse!

Thank you~

≥ You’re really close to canon


✓ ^^

✓ Absolutely consistent


Go anon and leave a symbol to tell me what you think of my portrayal of my character

✘ Way off base, they’re nothing like that

≠ You don’t get much right

≅ It’s okay, could be better

≥ You’re really close to canon

✓ Absolutely consistent

(Source: thescrapyardsculptor)


  • "I saw your browser history."
  • "Do you even know what you’re doing?"
  • "We’ve already tried this."
  • "You don’t even know what you’re doing."
  • "Beyonce isn’t that great."
  • "How many times do I have to tell you?"
  • "You have five seconds…"
  • "I don’t even know who you are."
  • "Didn’t your parents ever tell you that?"
  • "Is this where you live?"
  • "… Why are your hands down your pants?"
  • "Is that a lobster?"
  • "You’re late on child support."
  • "You never go ass to mouth."
  • "One ring to rule them all…"
  • "He doesn’t even go here!"
  • "Did you just take that?"
  • "Is that a unicorn?"
  • "You’re a muggle."
  • "It’s your turn to do the dishes."
  • "Were you going through my computer?!"
  • "Are you pregnant?"
  • "You need to be honest with yourself, no one likes Nickelback."
  • "Shut up."
  • "I know you’re having an affair."
  • "They’re dead."
  • "Voldemort isn’t dead."
  • "Let me see your phone."
  • "I can’t believe it’s over."
  • "How high are you right now?"
  • "I was with someone."
  • "It’s not necessary to replace you, you’re not missed."
  • "Why do you think we never worked out?"
  • "What went wrong?"
  • "You’re the most ridiculous person I know."
  • "Are you okay?"
  • "I’m having an affair."
  • "Too little too late."
  • "Snoop Dog just came into the diner."
  • "You said we could get a puppy."
  • "I need to move out."
  • "You ordered a moon bounce?"
  • "Don’t you want me?"
  • "Meeting your mother changed my life."
  • "Janitor’s closet NOW."
  • "Is that for sale?"
  • "Do you want to get a drink sometime?"
  • "Your resilience is comparable to that of a cockroach."
  • "He has a knife!"
  • "I was on an episode of Cops once."
  • "Are you a hoarder?"
  • "We’re alone out here, you know?"
  • "I killed her."
  • "I need to go."
  • "Why did you invite me to your wedding?"
  • "You always do this!"
  • "You’re the master of excuses."
  • "Did you hire a stripper?"
  • "I just got out of jail."
  • "It was you all along?"
  • "I know you don’t want to be with me anymore."
  • "Were you ever happy?"
  • "You’ve been in that same exact spot since 9 this morning."
  • "There’s plenty of fish in the sea."
  • "This is it."
  • "I can’t believe it’s you."
  • "We’re getting evicted."
  • "I know who you are."
  • "I wrote you a letter… Every single day."
  • "They’re going to kill me."
  • "You had sex with a serial killer."
  • "Are you drunk?"
  • "I didn’t love you anyways."
  • "That was the worst day ever."
  • "That was the best day ever."
  • "Is this your first date?"
  • "I’ve never been kissed before."
  • "You’re famous!"
  • "I can’t see you anymore."
  • "What’re you here for?"
  • "It’s always been you."
  • "If this were a movie…"
  • "Are you high?"
  • "Stick a sock in it."
  • "You’re better off without me.’
  • "I’m better off without you."
  • "You’re like a freaking Taylor Swift song."
  • "What do you want?"
  • "Fuck it."
  • "That’s the worst advice I’ve ever heard."
  • "Who ARE you anymore?"
  • "Can I get a refill?"
  • "Well you don’t see that everyday."

(Source: gallagherswrites)

You know why I’m mad with my muse?

5 chapters later

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Send my muse one of the following! (apologetic muse version)

"Watch it!"



"Excuse me; you jumped in my path. Now tell me, where is the Commandant of this kingdom?"


"It sounds like you are very fond of him." He and Gaius would probably get along.

“ Mh? Oh I just admire him..he is a nice person.” Damuron blushed a little.


"Tsk. You make me sound like I do this on a normal basis." he grunts. "Don’t worry about me. You are the one who is bound to do anything idiotic" image ”mew…” 

“It’s not stupid.” He chuckled “ Also I have been doing this since I was young. You can’t make me change” 


Duke’s ears twitched and he looked at Damu. “What..? I didn’t hear what you were saying.” he admits. His face was slightly red and he got up from the bed to get away from that damn tassel. “…..I will have to pay you back the next time we meet.” image

He sighs “ I’m leavin’ ya here. Hope ya don’t do somethin’ dumb. And yeah , pay me when ya can” the lieutenant waved his hand “ See ya” Damuron smiled.


Duke gave the other a nod and walked rather quickly to his room. Once he was in the room, Duke removed the hat and his jacket. The white haired man sat on the bed as his tail moved around freely. “….” his eyes focused on a tassel from the curtain. “….mew.” The urge to play with it was strong. image ”….mew..” 

Damuron chuckled “ Okay…I guess I can leave you alone now…” He scratched behind his head before knock one last time to call Duke’s attention.